Things I don’t quite get:
1) Pricks like Joey Barton still playing top flight football, and being branded a role model. W-T-F
2) Football players clapping or giving the thumbs up after receiving a crappy pass from their teammate. So you appreciate mediocre long balls or the sucky idea that he would want you to chase after a ball that will definitely go out of play?
3) Soft back pass to goalkeeper. I mean seriously, if you need to pass it back, don’t do it half-heartedly.
4) Footballers kissing the badge. Ok not just any footballers, but those who just joined the squad like not too long ago. Stop abusing such meaningful act. We know you’re gonna leave when the money comes calling. Pfft!
5) Women who hesitate or count to 10 before stepping on the escalator. C’mon, I’m late, bitch…get on with it already!
Tags: annoyed, bitchy, headache, hungry, pissed, pissified, whiny
