Blushite 0 Liverpool 2

Time to get personal on my blog…

So to all the pundits and football journalists who said that the Liverpool and Everton match will be a stalemate or Liverpool should be happy if they can get away with a draw, well…FUCK YOU…this is a MERSEYSIDE DERBY!

I had a bad Saturday with the exception of that certain 2 hours between 7.45-9.45pm

Went to a home-based salon, recommended by a gf, and got my hair butchered.

I will now forever have bad hair days until <insert date of salvation> Am totally jealous of Nando’s bedhead-do.

But thank God for Ikea, Canadian pizza and Fernando Torres )

And then, things deteriorated again.

2am – Got locked out of home.

3am – My cat ignored me

Still got earplugs on, cuz of F1

4am – Fending off a Man Yoo fan and his 101 excuses for being not being top 4 in the league table now

Uli Mastah says:
we got 1 game in hand
Uli Mastah says:
midfield not 100% yet
Uli Mastah says:
wait and see…start of slow
Uli Mastah says:
get the feel of everything
Uli Mastah says:
without torres reds are nothing!
Foxymoron says:
how to 100%…one always sleep (carrick) the other always injured (hargreaves) one always kena red card (scholes)
Uli Mastah says:
keane might as well play for home united
Foxymoron says:
sia la…WITHOUT TORRES, WE BEAT UR RED DEVILS ASS
Foxymoron says:
I THINK WITHOUT C-RON, YOU’RE NOTHING
Uli Mastah says:
ahhhh
Uli Mastah says:
that was all luck
Uli Mastah says:
not ur good luck
Uli Mastah says:
our bad luck
Foxymoron says:
tt’s football mate
Uli Mastah says:
ok fine i admit devils were crap that game
Foxymoron says:
sometimes u dive and get penalty, sometimes u dive and get a card
Uli Mastah says:
hahahaha
Uli Mastah says:
basket!

5am – During breakfast, my bro (Man Yoo fan with crazy theories) lamented that Arsenal lost cuz of Cesc Fabregas’s hair, and i got defensive over that…strange

Carling Cup Review…NOT

I initially wanted to blog about how stupendous the young Arsenal squad was last Tuesday (average age: 19) or how D.Agger announced his comeback with a sweet freekick against Crewe-who or the fact that I woke up at 3.40am to watch Roman Pavyluchenko open his goal-scoring account in a Spurs kit (is he really lazy?)

But then I found this…and it supersedes everything

Behold the bedhead and his 101 freckles *melts big time

From kickette.com

And Rafa’s next transfer target are Gareth Bale and Aaron Lennon…and some Brazilian defender?!?!

What kinda fuckery is this?!

Was about to knock off from work, when I checked my mobile and found an sms from my brother, informing that Starhub football channel will be showing the Carling Cup match between Manures and Boros.

WTF!

This is totally unfair. I’m paying for cable tv, and they’re not even showing a Liverpool match!?!

And so the taunting began. I got home. My bro kept reminding me how Liverpool is cursed, just cuz we beat Man Yoo (seriously Man Yoo fans are bitter and paranoid…they cook up really lame conspiracy theories when they suffer a major loss). It’s tough enough there are blind linesmen taking charge of BPL matches.

This reminds me of another negative comment about Liverpool.
Market expert, Patrick Kinghorn, mocked Ex-Liverpool/ESPN Asia’s Chief Football Analyst, Steve McMahon with this sick joke:

Qn: Which ship has not yet docked in the Mersey river?

Ans: The premiership

I’m pissed. Our B-team better not screw this up.

The one where half of the team got on the scoresheet

Even substitute, Chad Evans, managed to nick one in! Mark Hughes might as well give it a go, seeing how Portsmouth’s back 4 were on a 90+ minutes sabbatical.

Anyway this was one of the most exciting matches last weekend. A 6-goal thriller is much more rewarding than 7 yellows *chi ching

Though Robinho and the other Brazilians might grab the headlines on this, I believe credits should go to unsung heroes – Stephen Ireland and Shaun Wright-Phillips. Ireland was the biggest contributor in this match, and Wright-Phillips connected brilliantly with the Diva and was relentless on the wings.

I don’t remember the last time I enjoyed watching a Man-City match, but after this one, I can’t wait for the Manchester derby.

Dear El Nino,

It was heartbreaking to see you play against Stoke City yesterday. You were off-target most of the time and your first touch was horrible. It doesn’t help that your strike partner is still sleeping on the job, slipping on the pitch for no reason. It seems to me that you are still rusty and perhaps require more time to recover from your hamstring injury (bad Rafa!) I sincerely hope you find your scoring touch again, like back in those days –>

Your Fan,

Nadia